Friday, April 23, 2004
NFL Draft Drinking Game.
Take a drink when ...
- Commissioner Tagliabue mispronounces someone's name. You may as well get a cold one ready when Kenechi Udeze gets picked.
- Chris Berman correctly predicts who the next pick will be. Take two drinks if he gets one wrong.
- Mel Kiper uses the word "tremendous" or "upside." Two drinks if he says "tremendous upside."
- Jets or Giants fans boo another team for taking a player they wanted. Two drinks if they boo their own team's selection.
- A draftee awkwardly hugs Commissioner Tagliabue at the podium. Chug a beer if he tries to perform a gangsta handshake.
- A draftee is shown wearing a suit with the same color as a Skittle.
- A draftee's mom cries after her baby is selected. 3 drinks if a member of a draftee's "posse" cries. Ten drinks if Dick Vermeil cries.
- One shot for every minute Minnesota is late in handing in their first round pick.
- After there is only one undrafted player left in the green room, take one drink for every uninvited player that gets drafted before he is finally picked. Three drinks if he starts to cry. Five drinks if he's picked by the Chiefs and Dick Vermeil cries for not trading up to pick him sooner (this is in addition to the 10 drinks for Dick Vermeil crying in general).
- One drink for every reference by anyone to any of the following people or things:
- Tony Siragusa
- Maurice Clarett's attorney
- footage of Sean Salisbury playing QB (two drinks if there's footage of him throwing a pick or getting sacked)
- Jessie Palmer (aka "The Bachelor")
- Mel Kiper's barber
- Mel Kiper's hair
- Joe Theismann's injury at the hands of Lawrence Taylor
- Dan Snyder's jet or helicopter
- Al Davis' sweatsuit
- Ryan Leaf
- Brenda Warner
8:55:00 PM
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