Monday, June 28, 2004
Dominic P. Papatola of the St. Paul Pioneer Press wishes the U.S. would declare war on moronism.
From the article:
At a press conference Friday in Washington, Gioia unveiled a Moron Alert System, under which all concerts, plays and recitals would be color-coded to identify what the chairman referred to as "heightened and specific" threats to the integrity of a given performance.
(Reg. req.)(Link via ArtsJournal.)
The Morning News offers starting sentences for the next hit novels. Catch 'em while you can. My favorite was the last:
-The plan was perfect, but we were not.
(Link via Bookslut.)
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